I was at the bar, deep in conversation with a delightful young gothic girl, when the music on the hi-fi twanged off and out. Pete the barman had been trying to butt into the conversation, which I thought was extremely rude. His comments of “Hoi! Go outside if you’re going to do that!”, and “You dirty bugger! There’s people trying to drink in here!” were quite distracting. The jealous old sod had even flicked a towel at me while I was innocently trying to clear a space on the end of the bar so that we could get more comfortable. So much for Irish hospitality. It made me grateful that my distant ancestors had decided not to swim across to the emerald isle after all.
A cloud of smoke billowed from under the stage. The lights dimmed. It looked as if the main act of the evening was about to make its appearance. Sure enough, there came the familiar rumble as Ian strummed his bass. Heads started to turn. Seats were pushed back from tables. I climbed off the bar and straightened my shirt, making sure that my fly was zipped. My companion sat up, shook her hair back into place and handed me a beer. She took a swig of the bacardi concoction she’d been drinking, and seemed quite comfortable sitting on the end of the bar. She leaned forward, a sparkle in her eyes, and was about to say something deep and meaningful when the howl of a guitar cut through the smoke-filled air.
Before the second chord had been struck I was heading for the stage, being jostled by the rest of the club as they leapt to their feet and joined the lemming run. Because that howl could mean only one thing. Blood was here. And they were heading straight into “The Legions.”