The three of us approached from the back, keeping an eye on the upstairs windows to see if we could spot any movement or other clues as to who might be inside which rooms. Our resident expert in the pulling of moves had thrown together a rough plan, which involved her distracting the guy at the door, as only she could, while we others crept inside. Then Damien would keep, like, a central watch from the hallway or wherever, and I’d do a quick recce of the rooms. All of which seemed simple enough. I mean, does that not sound like a simple, foolproof set of instructions? What could possibly go wrong, right? Ha.
The red glare of the setting sun blinded us momentarily as we passed from the protection of the house, heading round to the gate. We could make out a pair of figures standing next to the fence, but couldn’t see enough detail to be able to tell who they were.
As we got closer, the sun dipped behind a tree, one of the figures turned slightly, and I recognized two Irish Club regulars. They recognized us at the same time.
“Oi, Venom. Look what cat’s been dragged in.”
This cracked them up, and they slapped one another on the back in appreciation of their own wit. It had obviously been a good day. The taller one then smacked himself on the back of the neck and shook his head.
“Got to mind our manners, though.” He held out his right hand. “You guys want some?”
Morag took the offered joint and put it to her lips. Me, I was starting to get thirsty again.
“Good to see you got off alright the other night,” said Sam. “Knew you would. Not like the rest of those tossers.” He giggled and nudged his mate. “When the going gets tough…”
Damien moved closer to them, smiling.
“No hard feelings, right?” Sam held out his hand.
Damien opened his arms and stepped forward, embracing the man. Sam, bewildered at first, wrapped his arms around him, patting him on the back and looking at Uncle Venom.
Morag moved further from the house, turning her back as she drained the last few puffs from the smoke. I glanced towards the front door and saw that my friend from earlier was still there, leaning his chair back against the wall, hands behind his head. No worries.
Then Sam’s hands started to flutter against Damien’s back. I saw it out of the corner of my eye, and wondered what the hell he was up to. Damien still had both arms wrapped around him in a bearhug, but Sam’s hands seemed to have a life of their own. They waved in the air, then clenched momentarily into fists, then one of them grabbed the back of Damien’s jacket and started to pull at the leather.
There was a noise coming from the two of them, as well. Kind of a grunting sound. The pulling hand switched its grip to Damien’s hair, as the other hand moved to his shoulder and strained against it. Sam seemed to be trying to pull free from the embrace. Then he started to scream.
The biker swung his chair to the ground as Sam tore himself away. I managed to catch both actions from where I stood, and could hear the rustle of Morag’s chains as she spun round behind me. Sam’s hands flew to his face. He staggered back, still screaming, and I wondered what kind of shit he’d been smoking earlier in the day. Then Damien turned to me and grinned. I saw the blood on his teeth at the same time as it started to run between Sam’s fingers.
Uncle Venom was the first to tear himself out of his frozen state. He shouted something unintelligible and threw himself at Damien, who caught him, swung him round and sent him flying into the picket fence. Damien had just enough time to spit out the chunk of face he’d bitten off before Sam bulldozed into him, sending them both spinning into the garden as well.
The biker was there in an instant, trying to grab bodies and separate the combatants. Nobody was messing up the daisies while he was on duty.
Morag’s hand on my collar practically wrenched me off my feet as she ran up the path towards the front door. Ah, the cool-headed professional…

Extract from Burning Roses, a decadent tale of sex, drugs, rock n roll & magick. Available from www.amazon.com/author/burning
Till next time. Cheers.