Noecker finished his beer and belched loudly. “We have to put an end to this. Do you remember Commander Acton?”
“Nasty piece of work. Made you look like a kitten. Didn’t he get killed by a mortar?”
Noecker shook his head. “Severe reconstructive surgery on his left side. He’s now in charge of the whole South African military and police. He’s carrying out atrocities that make what we did look like a picnic in the park.”
Connor cracked open another bottle and passed one to Noecker.
“Rumour is that he’s influencing the president. Almost making policy himself.”
“I always thought he had a small dick,” Connor spat.
“Have you two quite finished your little bromance party?” Francina barged in. “Here. Catch.”
“Bolt cutters?” Noecker spilt his drink. “Where did you get these from?”
“While you two were getting jiggy with it, I went next door. Turns out there’s quite a tool collection. They’ll come in handy. Now, remember the plan. Knock out the anti-aircraft gun, steal the plane, get to the Western Cape.”
“Oh yes, free the people, save the world. Live happily ever after.” Noecker stood up.
“Or die trying,” Connor added.
“Well, what have you got to live for?” snapped Francina.
“Masturbating and brandydrink. I thought we already established that.”
Francina snatched the bolt cutters back and jabbed them in Connor’s crotch. “You’ll have less than that if I cut your cock off. Now come on, let’s go steal a plane.”
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